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General/Miscellaneous:
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Achievements • Generation • Rock Jokes |
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Buildings • Research Upgrades • Quests • Pets • Followers |
Buildings Tab:
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Regular Upgrades |
Research Upgrades Tab:
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Refinement |
Quests Tab:
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Items |
Pets Tab:
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Nothing yet... |
Followers Tab:
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Nothing yet... |
Rock Jokes are told in the news ticker, which is just above the Quest Board's UI.
| Known Rock Jokes | Known Rock Jokes II |
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| Want to escape the rock jokes? Too slate! | I'm not that tuff, but I'm a gneiss guy |
| There are a few gems amongst all these terrible rock puns | [INSERT ROCK PUN HERE] |
| What does a rock and a prison have in common? They both did hard time. | All rock and no clay makes you a dull boy (or girl) |
| The rock reminisced about ages past and felt sedimental | Rocks really rock! |
| Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at. | So what are you serving time for? Granite Theft Auto, you? Basalt and battery. |
| Where do stones sleep? In bedrock | Why are geologists great dates? Because they can make your bedrock! |
| Can you pass the basalt and pepper? | Did you know rock was magma before it was cool? |
| The ingot were gossiping about the ore: They're so unrefined! | These puns sure are all ore nothing |
| The best way to test a volcano is to throw a rock in it... or yourself | ERR NO.42069 - No rocks found |
| Don't take life for granite | Let's rock and roll! |
| You've got to commit to geology... it's all ore nothing | Did you see that cleavage? Now that's some gneiss schist. |
| What's a rocks favorite band? Rolling Stones. I'll leave now. | What is a rocks favorite lullaby? Rock-A-Bye-Baby. |
| So what are you serving time for? Granite theft auto, you? Basalt and battery. | The ingot were gossiping about the ore: They're so unrefined! |
| I liked carbon before it was coal. | Clicking on this doesn't give an achievement |
| What happens when you throw a blue rock in the red sea? ... It gets wet | How does a rock make its name stand out? It makes it big and boulder. |
| Some of these jokes might flourite over your head... | How do rocks decide on a good steak? They look at the marbling |
| I can't believe I'm googling rock puns right now | What do you call an Irish gem that's fake? A sham rock. |
| What is a rocks favorite fruit? Pom-a-granite |